Tales from our collective past
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 tomphool...
9 months ago
Dang, DEP. What a waste of a post. I don't think anyone here needed any confirmation that you're an asshole.
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 donteatp...
9 months ago
« tomphoolry:Dang, DEP. What a waste of a post. I don't think anyone here needed any confirmation that you're an asshole.
Nah, I apparently still have some of you fooled.
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 suebe
9 months ago
« meggysue 
Every year since then, for Christmas, Dave has gotten a sippy bowl.
Do you change the colors?
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 meggysue
9 months ago
« suebe : Do you change the colors?
Nope... that way he has extras just in case.
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 joncam
9 months ago
« meggysue:Dave lived with my family for several years while we were all in college. He's a nice guy who enjoys a good joke, but has a few quirks.

Our daughter was 4ish, and one day I was fixing her a bowl of cereal in a sippy bowl. For those of you who've never seen one, it's a dimestore plastic bowl that has a straw coming out up one side to catch those last dregs of cereal-ly milk. Dave walked by and said, How did you get my sippy bowl? I kidded Chiq about how you should leave adults' sippy bowls alone as she happily slurped her cereal. Dave started to get red in the face. I want my sippy bowl! OOOOH, Davey wants his sippy bowl.... hurry up Chiq!! Before long he was enraged and stomped down the stairs. Until then I laughing at him, thinking he was really putting on a show.

Turns out a friend's son had given him a sippy bowl as a gag gift, and of course, it was nowhere to be found. I had bought Chiq an identical one at Wally World. Once Dave cooled off we discussed it, but since it was the identical bowl, we had no clue whose it really was.

Every year since then, for Christmas, Dave has gotten a sippy bowl.
Next year have Chiq send him the bowl. Have it all scratched up as though with use, and with a note saying she's been hiding it in her closet for all these years. Then wait for the phone to ring.
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 weimingq...
5 days ago
spam
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