No he isn't, but that was the headline that appeared on a South African television station's rolling news banner.

The headline was a test and a technician made it live by accident. I'd guess that the reaction South African's had was similar to the one you just had when you saw this article. picked by pocksucket 10 months ago

A 2-year-old boy was pronounced dead after he was found unresponsive beneath his passed-out mother -- who investigators say admitted she'd been drinking.


*No. Not Florida. picked by dollyllama 2 years ago

Boy George (George O’Dowd) accused of chaining man up in his flat and then brandishing a box sex toys, and then allegedly stating “Now you’ll get what you deserve.”
Yep, that's a pic of "Boy George" picked by Hoosker 3 years ago

Night of the Living Dead triumvirate George Romero, John Russo and Russ Streiner, in conjunction with Avatar Press are celebrating 40 years of "messed up" walking corpses. picked by unoriganl 2 years ago

LAUREL, Md. - An inmate who escaped from a hospital Wednesday, briefly taking a worker hostage and stealing two getaway cars, was cornered hours later in a cemetery by police and killed in a shootout, authorities said.

...Killed in a cemetery, how convenient. picked by bevissimo 2 years ago

How did we miss Carlin's animated feature from the Carlin on Campus special? So funny, completely uncut, and quite NSFW.

RIP George. We miss you. picked by tigertony 1 year ago

Isn't it a BIGGER let down to kill them!? picked by punthe 2 years ago

An 8-year-old boy lived for more than a week with the body of his dead mother before telling a concerned shopkeeper his mom was “in a better place,” police said. picked by dollyllama 10 months ago

Auden Karlsen, 28 claims that he met Boy George via the website Gaydar. He claims he only went to BG's home as a photographic model. Yeah. He claims that BG produced sex toys and chained him to a wall. BG denies the allegations. If convicted Boy George could be sentenced to life in prison. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

According to The Arizona Republic, American researchers have created realistic faces of George Washington by using 3-D scanning, forensics technology and software. picked by stinkobinko 10 months ago

Happy Birthday, George. May 12th, every year.
George Carlin explains his theory on the creation of the ten commandments picked by Bornbad 3 years ago

Lonesome George, the last remaining giant tortoise of his kind, may soon be a father, in a development that has delighted conservationists. picked by AutumnLotus 4 months ago

Last Friday, a man jumped off the George Washington Bridge-a 212-foot plunge into 55-degree water—and survived and managed to swim to the NJ side, where he was taken to a hospital picked by suebe 3 weeks ago

George was brought before a U.S. Senate committee to answer allegations of conspiring with the Sadam and recieving oil kickbacks.

George defends himself AND some with a scathing comeback. It's 45 mins long, but once you make it past 6 minutes it's a GREAT watch. picked by Boomshank 3 years ago

May he rest in peace. I feel like putting some God jokes in here, but maybe it's a tad soon... picked by sykeo56 1 year ago

George Carlin in an early performace picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

Five children between the ages of three and nine were found dead in a house in the northern German village of Darry on Wednesday, police said. picked by dollyllama 2 years ago

Missing pregnant Marine Lance Cpl. Maria Lauterbach has been killed, Onslow County sheriff said Friday.

*this just announced. Updates my earlier post which I'm not going to link, since it's irrelevant now. picked by dollyllama 2 years ago

Along with 2 others. A fourth person is in the hospital in critical condition. The driver who caused the accident fled the scene, but was later arrested...DUI picked by Moe 8 months ago

The new version of Dead.net, the fan site for Dead Heads, which is soon to be released, will be a full blown social network similar to Myspace.

Mershaullk, don't leave us!!! picked by suebe 3 years ago